Celebrities: They’re Just Like Us (At Least in Divorce)

Celebrity gossip is an entire industry. There are people that are literally paid to just write about Taylor Swift and Beyoncé. That’s why we know way too much about these people and, in turn, their horrific romantic histories.

If we really dig deeper, though, there are some lessons that we “normal” people can take out of these nasty divorces. It’s not realistic to try to replicate the life of a celebrity but even the most famous of stars end up dealing with child support, spousal support, pre/postnuptial agreements, and the like.

Let’s explore some famous divorces and the lessons that follow.

Kevin Costner’s Never-Ending Divorce

This Hollywood vet should probably turn his divorce into another country western at this point. When I first decided I wanted to talk about this subject a few months ago, it seemed like the divorce was finally wrapping up. Now, he’s fighting back against his estranged wife’s request for nearly $1 million in legal fees during their divorce case.

The lesson here is pretty simple: If you’re significantly more wealthy than your spouse then you need a prenup (or postnup). Whether or not his estranged wife is awarded those fees, it’s the classic tale of how, in divorce, the courts will ensure both parties are able to live a similar lifestyle that they had during their marriage even in divorce. After all, some people give up their careers to provide for a family or keep the home together while the other spouse works to support everyone financially.

Our entire team understands and supports this, but it doesn’t mean divorce should bleed anyone’s pockets dry. Tread carefully if your marriage is failing and you’re the only one earning a living.

The Countless Celebrity Mini-Marriages

Britney Spears and Jason Alexander: 55 hours.

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries: 72 days.

Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray: 5 months.

This article would never end if we kept going, but you get it. Celebrities are notorious for these brief flings that turn into marriages and then, predictably, fail miserably.

One of the most obvious lessons is to make sure you actually know someone before you tie the knot. Marriage is a LEGAL PROCESS. There’s obviously a world of excitement when you agree to get married, but it’s ultimately a legal process that serves no real purpose other than legally securing your life to another individual’s life.

Know what you’re getting yourself into because even a short marriage can turn into a huge divorce bill.

Hire the Better Attorney

Our law firm might not be the big Hollywood divorce attorney that every actor, athlete, and artist goes to, but, unless you’re divorcing one of those, you don’t need a Hollywood lawyer – just a damn good one. So many divorces come down to who had the better lawyer. Just ask Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.

You’re on the right track if you’re looking for an attorney who’s going to be better than your soon-to-be ex-spouse’s attorney. Book a consultation with Dawn King Law Group today for Texas-sized representation in your divorce.